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HomoComp Is HIV Positive
Hey, sorry for the lack of updates, (:
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I've got a story to tell. Its about my cellphone; Baby200 and my homosexual computer. Well Baby200 and HomoComp were a couple; they fuck all the time. Then suddenly baby200 got kidnapped by SMKCGL. After 3-4 months, Baby200 is set free and is finally back by HomoComp's side. But sadly, they had an arguement and broke up. So now, the problem is, my Baby200 and the HomoComp beh ngam, means, i cant goddamn transfer files *perspire* HomoComp got HIV, they beh fuck d. Baby200 have to find new hole to plug -.-
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KANNEH
Lan lah, i ada banyak stories and pics to show and tell. Llah, sucks [:
Listening; CHONGKWANGJUN - Hayley
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Story Of Yaoji's Dick
BASED ON A TRUE STORY;
Story Of Yaoji's Dick
Yaoji's just another ordinary dude.. untill..
HIS DICK FALLS SICK!
It was swollen and wetwet,
[The Red Cummin Dick]
These are the sypmtoms of 'I need Cookies badly'.
Doctor Hayley founds out that;
Yaoji's weenie is sick and tired of being lonely
and the only thing that could cure it is,
TO FUCK A VAGINA.
And so the dickie meets it's vagina.
Finally Yaoji's dickdick was healed and no longer known as
The Red Cummin Dick.
YAOJI'S DICK IS FINE NOW, dont worry.
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DESTROYERR
So last night, wasnt really my night.
Fallen sick and argued with the special one; CRISIS.
Trynna hold on to my tears, but i couldnt.
Glad that i have friends, that cares [:
Yaoji doing th infamous ketiak pose, makes me laugh all the time!
Best of all, Mr. CKJ,
Who's always there to listen to my oh-so-boring stories *teehee*
[:
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Wellsh, i created my very own stress ball.
Its black, and made of t-shirt.
Throw-able.I wake up every morning, with a big grin on my face
It never feels out of place;
Then i throw the stress ball, on a boy band poster.
And it feels oh-so-GREAT.
Got my heart broken, got the special one's heart broken.
Got Myself On Ma Nerves
I destroyed everything, those things
the special one gave me.
And those things that i made for the special one.
But not everything was destroyed,
I fixed some of em back together *
psycho, kan?*
I wonder if you still love me?
There are other things destroyed,
Poor bear, well, this bear, was given by a '
friend'
And that tee that became a stress ball, was also given by this particular person.
PE-YEAS
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And i wake up this morning,
I saw my plant died, *
sigh*
Rest In Peace, Plant.
I'll bring you back to life with some holy water [:
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GOOODBYES TILL THE NEXT POST.
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HEY YOU.
HI, GOODBYE FUCKER [:
Did you notice?
I deleted the stupid 1234, My Thunder post.
GEE IT WAS SO DUMB.
Listening; Ill Nino - I Am Loco
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A day to remember.
Hello :D Im not my cheerful self *now.
But, there was a day, I went to McDonalds with;
Kiddy, Kikky, Qamariyah and Solehah.
Models of Tomorrow *lmao*
Fillet-O-Fish lovers. *
kiddingla*
After we're done eating, went to toilet and vained.
[original pic lo, tak edit lo]
Ah-hehs, then went out, vained again *
you know la, girls like to vain*
Stayed there till puaspuas..
Then decided to walk to some playground.
Seriously, the neighbourhood have way too many dogs.
Hear barkings everywhere, everyone freaked out, except me.
IM THEIR SAVIOUR, *hahah*
Kiddy talked the most *
cakap banyak*
I was very effing sleepy, couldnt even dance, no energy.
Everyone was tired, everyone wanted to sleep.
TOGETHER-GETHERNESS, love ya'll lots [:
GOODBIGHTS <3
Listening; Secondhand Serenade - Goodbye
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Mega-crap-shizz-fook
Im so bored. So here i go; i was once a good girl that doesnt know how to cuss. until one day, i went to school, a friend of mine said "cibai", i went home and ask my mom "what is cibai?", my mom answered "plate". the next day, my friend said "puki", i went home and ask my mom again, she answered "shoe". third day, my friend said "lanjiao", mommy says "lanjiao is tongkat". so i went to my grandpa's house, his tongkat pecah, so i said "grandpa, your lanjiao pecah liao!" then my grandpa threw a shoe at me, i asked "grandpa, why you throw puki at me!?" then grandpa scolded me "where is your mom!? im telling her!", i answered "mother is at the kitchen washing cibai", end of crap [:
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To those innocent, yet so naive girls that claim emselves as a Bitch..
Hello, innocent, naive lil pretty girls..
Why? Why do you have to trash your pretty name
And labelled yourself as a 'bitch'?
My gawsh, seriously, get a new perspective.. or just euthanise yourself.
You girls sound like posers. Pure posers.
If you're calling yourselves as bitches, then read the notes below;
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Bitches I hope you know,
Bitches I hope you know,
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop 'til I hit that ho,
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop 'til I hit that ho,
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Yo I'm up in the club
And the party's jumping,
Bitches passing by
And they're eyeball fucking,
I'm drinking christile
Now they're trying to kiss me,
Saya Funny Man can u you sign my titties,
Now I got four bitches in the back of my Rova,
The Fantastic Four saying "Funny can I blow ya"
Three were preppy and one was scene,
So three for me and one for Charlie
Hey this girl's seventeen
Now I'm a petafile
Now she's showing me her tits
I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick
And her jaw hit the floor
Acted like she'd never seen a magnum before (Charlie)
Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it
Turn on the night vision
Like she's Paris Hilton
Funny Man walked in
And said, "Chupa mi pito"
And she munched on his dick
Like a muncho burrito
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop 'til I hit that ho,
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop 'til I hit that ho,
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Now I'm Cadillacson, candle-waxing
I like your fat ass bitch
grab my jacket
and grab a taxi and get in the back seat
fuck, suck, dick lick, man we nasty
drive fast please cause this boze is not lasting
one to many shots and I seem to be passing
I think this chick is down
yeah she's down for the threesome
I called my homie Jay just to see if he need some
J-j-just got back coming from the bar
rubbing up her sissy's titties
in the back of her car
but your first mistake
you said you liked my band
the seconds one's
you put my undead dick in your hand
and I'm taking secret pics on my cellular phone
I got fingers in places where they don't belong
horny as fuck
pressing my luck
need my dick sucked
so bitch give it up
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop 'til I hit that ho,
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop 'til I hit that ho,
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
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So, dear so-called bitches..
You're calling yourselves sluts. *tsk tsk*
I hope you have second thoughts about claiming yourselves as bitches.
Its annoying, btw.
:D
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Buffin Factory
TODAY is; SUNDAY 08.11.09 -
And yesh! I baked great buffinnns!
First i.....
Pour the mixing into the the urrr, buffin cups?
Then i put em into the oven;
2 pair of boobies with one small boobie.
*rrrriing* the buffins are done bakin, so i have to take em out,
Then *ouch* i burnt ma fingers.
I put toothpaste on ma fingers as advised by a friend
Looks like icing cream *
weird*
Okay, continue, i took those freshly baked buffins out to chill
They are so beautiful! :D
So, i took those chilled freshly baked buffins to the 'toppin station' *
lol*
Dip ma buffins into the chocolate icing,
And, WA-LAHHH!
TAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAA
Listening; Owl City - Saltwater Room
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TOGETHER-GETHER;
A RE-CAP post, my friend.
Thursday, 5.11.09;
Went to ma psycho classmate's [Kiddy] house in the morning [:
Reached there round 8a.m, sleepy as shizz *snores*
Saw Kiddy's hawt KL style glasses.
I love her specs! *
madly in love*
So i was in Kiddy's room with Charmaine, Yu Wei, Anis and Kiddy.
Lalalal, we were suppose to practise for the choir shizz.
But ended up laughing bout, stuff.
They're watching pornos.
And im laying on the bed, half asleep.
LALALALALALALA~
LMFAO, hysterical!
Sang, Laughed, Watched, Laughed and Laughed.
After long minutes of laughter,
Emak kiddy masak beeeeeee-huuuuuuuuuney;
Kami makan till kenyang kenyang.
Think straight, dont think left.
My sexy feet, hot!
As Kiddy surfs through her myspace, the rest vained around;
Champaigne
Anis, Char and Woo.
From left; Woo, Yu Wei, Char and Anis
Yu Wei and WooBla, fun's over, we got into our school attire.
Anis and Kiddy, thy awesome penyayangs *
laughs*
Listening; Alesana - Red and Dying Evening
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Sunset Love
Good evening, it is now 5.43pm and it is I,
Angeline Woo Ee Pei // Hayley Copter at your service.
Im here to set my goodbyes, to;
Shorts & Mini Skirts that shows off my filthyy ugly leg,
Sleeveless clothes that shows off my scar-ed skin,
and goodbye to those that loathes me.
IM SORRY
[ p.s: ini bukan suicide note, GILABABI you]
[ another p.s: i like skinny jeans and tees better]
Yesterday [SATURDAY31,10,09] went to school in the morning.
- CLAUDIA LEE JIA QIAN WAS ABSENT, I MISS CLJQ-
Gaysheni [:
VERY F-ING BORING,
Yawned all the way while everyone laughed and had fun with the 'presenters'
Some ceramah bout Floorball; balls and stick.
Sat with Coco, sleeep sleep sleep.
After that, got another ceramah; bout chewing gums!
Ma la and la lor, damn boring.
School ends aroung 12.30pm, i went out kinda early cause,
Kinda skipped the ceramahs *shhhh*
Bus arrived around 1pm, went in..
Nampak
Miss Lisa;
LMFAO at this pictureArrived home at 2pm sharp, bath and rushed to GP.
Met up with Ah Vip *lol*
Walks around, pieeeeh cari Nicole Cheah my mom,
She bought new HP *envy*
Then Ah Vip and i went up to GSC,
Saw zunzang4896584 and some other girls from our school.
Ah Vip asked zunzang4896584 to follow us watch
dunno what Chance bla Cloudy Meatballs.
Ah Vip and ZunZang4896584 is so PONDAN-ish.
After the movie zunzang4896584 went to look for her friends,
While Ah Vip and i went to the rooftop.
Watched the sunset
And then we vained! *
wheeeeeee*
Hehhh, Ah Vip loook so miang.
Sat at the rooftop till night.
Yu Ling with her friend [zzzz] came up to talk with Ah Vip.
After that i went home, feeling fuckup [:
I had nothing to do.
UGHHHHHHHHH
Listening; In Fear And Faith - Live Love Die
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Boredom Kills.
23.10.09; Friday -
Woke up around 10.30a.m, had nothing better to do..
*lmao*
Idk what i was doing.
Bathed at 11am, reached school at 12.27pm;
Walked around with Jessica Saw :D
Talked bout stuff, sat at the stairs with Evelyn Tay [Jessica also la]
Was waiting for Claudia, waited for so long.. Claudia's not seen anywhere.
*sighs*
So i went upstairs to the locka.
Wei Lin arrive school, talktalktalk
Chelin couldnt be at school D:
Her grandpa passed away *
sigh*
IMY CHUA CHE LIN <3
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24.10.09; Saturday -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YEOH WEI LIN
Sayang, be haypeyyy *smile*
Dont care bout what those idiots say.
ILY SAYANG [:
24.10.09; Night -
I am Otaku-san, stayed at home with nothing to do.
Too bored, went crazy.
This pictures proves it
ARGHHH. BOREDOM KILLS MY PATIENCE
Listening; Ill Nino - I Am Loco
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Im A Very Kind Young Lady but..
Im a very kind young lady but if you piss me off,
That kind, warm-hearted lil girl's side of mine will be gone from your sight.
Anyhow, when im in rage, i wont have a second thought to forgive or unforgive..
The only thought is, You're Unforgivable!
I am not refering to anyone, im just saying *sweeeaaar*
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So yeah, i went to school todayh,
Had lotsa lotsa lotsa funnnn *joy*
Fun withhh Claudia, Chia and felloww form1s and classmates *yeh yeh yeh*
It was an unforgetable dayyy [:
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&& Omg! I re-write Cobra Starship 's Guilty Pleasure!
LOOOOKIE HERE;
I came here to get you fucked tonight
I dont care about my guilty pleasure for you.
And i dont even know
What kinda 'ladyyy' you're taking me for
So you've got some co-on-doms
You could never use on her
Oh sister, spare some more, for everyone
I just wanna get you raped by a man
You sell yourself to get fucked
Why dont you go fuck on yourself now
You're never gonna get the attention
Cause you're a big-good-for-nothing
So stop pretending
I came here to get you fucked tonight
I dont care about my guilty pleasure for you
Shut up!
Cause I dont care
You're getting fucked till the sun's coming up. [x2]
And i dont even read
What your blog gotta say about me
Oh no, i cant believe,
You take it so serious, seriously.
Im so bored, oh please, dont blog anymore
Shut your mouth and get down on the streets
So ho-oor-ny
Poor loser, you cant even get the attention
You're never gonna win em all
So fuck yourself, little sluuuut
Im just kidding.
I came here to get you fucked tonight
I dont care about my guilty pleasure for you
Shut up!
Cause I dont care
You're getting fucked till the sun's coming up. [x2]
And maybe someday you'll get fucked
(Maybe someday you'll get fucked)
By a horny perverted man
Tonight i'll send him to you
(So shut your mouth, its time to get fucked)
If your world is ending, Im throwing the party
I came here to get you fucked tonight
I dont care about my guilty pleasure for you
Shut up!
Cause I dont care
You're getting fucked till the sun's coming up. [x3]
Hayley Starship[i like this name!] - Guilty Pleasure
♥
Listening; Nevershoutnever! - Bigcitydreams
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Midnight Snack
It is now 03:59, still wide awake.
I CANT SLEEP! INSOMMMNIAAAAA-AH
Someone, help me! Sand man, get me to sleep, please *plead*
Well, i had nothing much to do but just eat eat and eat.
Gawsh, im gaining weight soon.
A little snack wont kill, right?
Ate snackies! Meow Meow's the name *
lol*
Damn, it was ubbbber spicyy!
I couldnt finish it ToT
Seriously, i had nothing else to do.
To kill boredom, i edit pictures *wheeeeeeee*
WEEEEEEEEEENER *i love this word
Its obvious, im lame and i had nothing better to do
Arghhh Oppa ar, why did you have to sleep so early?
Out of 182 humans, only six is awake *
perspire*
Gawsh.. if only everyone were zombies, we'd be awake every night
Hunting for fresh human flesh [?]
KILLING FLOOR! :D
Well well, WEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEER.
Weener; tiny penis. *i think*
❤
Listening; Framming Hanley - Hear Me Now
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Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite
Hermaphrodite; an individual in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present
In hokkien, its 'phua kang bo' *ahha*
Hello, Malaysian!
Prepare to get shocked *or not*
Because.. Lady Gaga is a...
HERMAPHRODITE.
PROOF;
Welll, i guess that is what makes her special
Trust me, this is real *smile*
She admits it herself.
Gawsh. I LOVE LADY GAGA.
Listening: Owl City - Meteor Shower
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Doughnuts brings Joy!
Oh Tragedy ah,
Why did you have to choose me?
Leave me alone, Tragedy!
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Days without school, was Okay [=
Yepp, i skiped school for a week [i think]
Was feeling so down *sigh*
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Hey, did you know?
27th September 2009;
I baked doughnuts, with all my heart!
And gave a couple of them to my special special human
Ofcourse that special human enjoyed it [x
The dough was a lil hard though,
Atleast the chocolate tastes gooood! *yummey*
I need a bite of something sweeet,
Thats the only medicine to make me feel better
Listening: I See Stars - Big Bad Wolf
Literally bored.
Im a very kind young lady but if you piss me off,